Khmer Cattle Round Up ~ Random Cow Photos
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There are two cows standing in a field.

The first cow says to the other, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

The second cow replies, “No way, I don’t believe you.”

The first says, “It’s true, no bull.”

Khmer Cattle Round Up ~ Random Cow Photos
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A farmer friend of mine has just told me he’s managed to cross a cow with a chicken.

Sounds like a cock and bull story to me.

Khmer Cattle Round Up ~ Random Cow Photos
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Why can’t cows join the police?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs.